{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
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